Kids love jokes, and the sillier, the better. Here are some clean Santa jokes you can share with your kids. Where does Santa Claus stay when he’s on vacation? At a ho, ho, ho-tel Why did Santa take his tree to the dentist? To get a root canal Who delivers Christmas gifts to pets? Santa [...]
Reindeer Poop Recipe and Poem
Posted in Christmas Fun for Kids, Christmas Humor, Reindeer by Santa
Here’s a fun Christmas cooking project you can do with kids to give to friends or family members for a laugh. It’s a simple “reindeer poop” recipe for chocolate cookies that you then deliver with the special “reindeer poop” poem. Here’s the simple recipe and poem. Ingredients: 1/2 cup butter 2 cups granulated sugar 1/2 [...]
All I Want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus
Posted in Christmas Fun for Kids, Christmas Humor, Christmas Music by Santa
Most people have heard the song, “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.” But “All I Want for Christmas is a HIPPOPOTAMUS?!?!” The song is actually titled, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” and was written by John Rox and recorded and released in 1953 by 10-year-old Gayla Peevey. It was an [...]
Politically Correct Parody of “The Night Before Christmas”
Posted in Christmas Humor by Santa
Here’s something just for fun. We all know Clement C. Moore’s classic poem, commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas.” But what if Santa had to be politically correct? He might have to change his wardrobe, stop using the word “elf” and make sure Rudolph got credit for that bright red nose. Read on! The [...]
JibJab Farting Elves
Posted in Christmas Fun for Kids, Christmas Humor, Christmas Videos, Elves by Santa
JibJab burst into Internet stardom with “This Land,” the 2004 political parody video featuring animated versions of John Kerry and George Bush singing and dancing while insulting one another, so it may not be the first place you’d think to look for funny Christmas videos. But JibJab now offers a wide selection of funny videos, [...]
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