Reindeer Jokes for Kids

Kids love jokes and kids love Christmas, so these reindeer jokes are sure to be a hit with little ones who appreciate silliness. They’re good clean fun, and I’m sure Santa would approve.

Where do you find flying reindeer?
Wherever you left them

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
“Rude-”olph

Why do reindeer fly over mountains?
Because they can’t fly under them

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments

Where do reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
“Deery” Queen

How does Rudolph know when Christmas Eve is coming?
He looks at a calen-”deer”

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet

What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can dunk a biscuit in your tea

What does a reindeer say before he tells you a joke?
“This one is going to sleigh you.”